LMAO

From the Ferret Tarot, Temperance; from the Nature's Wisdom Oracle, "Sunflower:"

          After a week filled with cards like the Devil, Five of Pentacles, Nine of Swords and Three of Swords, I needed this version of Temperance. The ferrets howling with laughter at the moderation proclamation are exactly how I feel following a stressful week. I think I'm entitled to a lot of something that will make me feel better, not a little. Yet the "nourishment" keyword on Sunflower reminds me the idea is to improve how I feel, not make things worse. Did you know sunflowers can literally pull radiation fallout from the soil? Scientists discovered this at the Chernobyl accident and are currently using them in Japan to clean up the Fukushima site. A sunflower doesn’t really distinguish between those radioactive isotopes and some of the nutrients like potassium and calcium that it takes up normally. They flourish and the soil gets decontaminated (though they have to be harvested before going to seed). There are a lot of "feel better" choices that will ultimately make me feel worse, like drinking or overeating. But binge-watching a comedy series or binge-reading a light-hearted novel might work. And if I get tired of sitting, I can always put on some old music and show off my dance moves.